Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South

‘Ya know, I’d heerd of that there ‘Hind Lick Maneuver’ but I ain’ t niver seed nobody do it!’

AARP: Unemployment For Older Americans Surged 331 Percent

From January 2000 through December 2009, the total number of unemployed individuals 55 and older rose from 490,000 to 2,114,000.