YES, I AM A SENIOR CITIZEN

Senior citizens are constantly being criticized for every conceivable deficiency of the modern world, real or imaginary. We know we take responsibility for all we have done and do not blame others.

I’ve Learned

Andy Rooney shares what he has learned in his long life.

Simple Home Remedies for Seniors

If you can’t fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

Are you Kathlick

He took them into the bathroom and dunked their little heads in the toilet bowl, one at a time.

Elderly Road Trip

The old geezer yelled to her, ‘While you’re in there, you might as well get my hat and the credit card.’

Baby Boomer Memory Test

A test for baby boomers, young ‘wipper-snappers’ need not apply.

TEXTING FOR SENIORS

New Senior Texting Codes will make you laugh.

Perks of reaching 60 and heading towards 70 plus

Perks of reaching 60 and heading towards 70 plus.

I Was Born Before

I am now amazed at all the things I sometimes take for granted that did not exist in 1951 and I am amazed at how far and fast America has progressed

TIME GETS BETTER WITH AGE

From age 5 to age 92, I’ve learned that I still have a lot to learn.

Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South

‘Ya know, I’d heerd of that there ‘Hind Lick Maneuver’ but I ain’ t niver seed nobody do it!’

AND THEY ASK, WHY DO I LIKE RETIREMENT

WHEN IS A RETIREE’S BEDTIME? THREE HOURS AFTER HE FALLS ASLEEP ON THE COUCH.